Animal Instincts by Dexter
I would be a dog. Not just any dog, but I would be a dog living in the upper east side. That would be a fantastic life. I like dogs and had many dogs when I was young. Also, I used to think about dogs' minds and what they are seeing. This one day is going to be awsome and it will be a special experience for me.
I would be an upper east side dog. The upper east side is in Manhattan. People who are all rich and famous live in the upper east side. They like dogs and are crazy about dogs. Dogs there have their own fortunes; they have cars, houses, stewards and millions of dollars worth of property. So I would be an upper east side dog, not just any dog.
I would eat foods that I never eat. I'd swim in my pool and go tanning. I'd ride a luxury Ferrari sportscar. Also, I'd learn the languages of many animals, and after I become a human, I would talk with all the animals. I would be a super star and I'd be the best veterinarian because I'd be able to speak with the animals. I'd spend my money for all dogs in the world that don't have food, have disease or are going to die. I'd help all the dogs and I'd make a written pledge about no more fights with cats and have peace.
If I become a dog, I'd miss my body. The dog's body would be uncomfortable. I wouldn't be able to play computer game, open a refrigerator and catch something. That would be a stressful life. But if I can live longer than one day, then I'd just stay as dog for a few days more. Because I'd be an upper east side dog, everything would be easier and funnier than how. I wouldn't have to work or study.